a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
I love fucking being told I don’t care about my mom because I’m not calling up there. I fucking can’t call. How hard is that to understand? That doesn’t mean you can be a fucking dick and not tell me shit. I have a fucking right to know.
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SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the great hall.
So now Steve, my uncle, is going up to the hospital because my mom’s being admitted, most likely just overnight for observation and what-not. But the one person who should really know what’s going on, ME, doesn’t know shit. No one says a word to me. Just oh they’re admitting her. Are you fucking kidding me? Shouldn’t I, her fucking daughter, know what’s going on?
One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and… I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire. The nurse asked me to rate the pain, though I couldn’t speak I held up nine fingers. Later, when I start to feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. "You know how I know?" she said, "you called a 10 a 9." But that wasn’t the truth. I didn’t called it a 9 ‘cause I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10.
And this was it. This was the great and terrible 10.