so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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I’ve just decided that if I ever have a daughter her name will be Dayanara. To go with my son Dontae. Gotta keep up the D names, just like my brother who’s going with all J names. And yes, Dayanara, as in Daya.

Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel. Natalie Dormer

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Come on, Sammy!  Let’s have a beer… talk about it.  I’m tired of playing.  Let’s finish this game. (x)

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5 hours ago - 13,605 notes - inderlander

defiant to the end, we hear the call (x)

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you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

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5 hours ago - 80,898 notes - prevalere


son get over here


son get over here

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5 hours ago - 11,174 notes - blowoffs

-Everybody, this is Marvin

-We named him after my pop.

-Tell them the full name.

-Marvin Wait For It Eriksen.

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